Tim Tebow Hits His 2nd Home Run Of The Season, On Palm Sunday No Less!

IT’S HAPPENING! Bring that weak shit in Timmy Tebow’s kitchen and watch it leave the park faster than original sin after a baptism. Turned that ball to ash 11 months before Ash Wednesday. I don’t know what kind of crazy stats or info is going to come out about the pitcher Tebow hit that big fly off of, but I’m sure he was born on Friday the 13th and is named Damian Satan or some shit.

And while a home run on Palm Sunday is fun, I can’t wait to see what Timmy has planned for next week on Easter Sunday. Lets take a quick look at the schedule and see who he will be suiting up against.

Ohhhh shitttt. Amen Corner is about to mean something completely different in Augusta seven days from now.

#LetsGlow

Make sure to get your Tebow shirts now before he (He?) opens the miracle floodgates.